fuck yeah Willie Nelson

thedailywhat:

Justice Is Blind Not Deaf of the Day: Willie Nelson, who was recently busted with six ounces of marijuana at a border stop in Sierra Blanca, received an unusual plea bargain offer from Hudspeth County attorney Kit Bramblett: No jail time and a small fine in exchange for performing “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain” in court.

“It’s the judge’s decision whether or not to approve it, but that’s what I would offer,” Mr. Bramblett told The Big Bend Sentinel. “That’s the one I would request, and that would be his community service.”

Nelson has yet to comment on the offer.

[artsbeat.]